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Oh I was going to get Bella good this year!
I had this all planned out.
Me: Dude... I gotta tell you something but promise not to freak.
Bella: Okay? I guess what's up?
Me: Okay so like... Dylan asked me out...
Bella: No way screenshot it!
Damn didn't think of that! In the not-so-quick time of twenty minutes, I downloaded a fake texting app, staged a conversation, and sent it to her with a quick excuse.
Me: Sorry didn't see your message had music. Here:
Bella: Ima f*cking kill that f*cking c*nt! His ass is mine!!!
Me: Bella calm down you promised! No bella don't!
Bella: Nope ima message his bitch ass right now!
Me: NO BELLA!
Oh god panicking! This wasn't supposed to happen!
Bella: Yes Selena!!!
Me: BELLA NO WAIT DONT TALK TO ME FIRST
Bella: Nope!
Me: Bella wait calm down think about what you're doing don't send him anything yet okay! I didn't even respond!
Me: Bella don't! I'm begging you please!
Bella: This better be an April fools!
Me: Bella breath okay calm down I'll explain!
Bella: no f*ck no f*ck him you're dumb as f*ck if you f*cking do it or even consider that shit!
She sent me a screenshot of a message she was going to send Dylan. It said, 'N***a imma beat the f*ck out of your bitch ass!'
Me: Bella breath okay oh my god calm down please! You haven't sent it yet have you?
Bella: I sent it!
Panic attack.
Me: BELLA IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK OH MY GOD I TOLD YOU NOT TO SEND IT
Bella: I didn't send it but you're dead fool!
Me: BAHAHAHHA oh my god I got you good! Wow I got you so good girl that was the best! Don't hate me hahahahahaha I just got this idea like I had to get someone good this year! Oh my gosh I'm sorry but that was epic!
Bella: You better watch yourself dude!
Me: Lol love you Bella
Bella: I f*cking hate you dude I was gonna go over to his house and f*ck his shit up!
Me: Lmao I bet you were which is why my prank is the best! Lol would you really do all that if he asked me out?
Bella: Yes
Me: Lol why?
She didn't respond.
Me: Awe you hate me now.
Bella: Yeeeeesssss I hate yeeew
Me: I love you too! You have to give me props though it was well planned nuh?
Bella: f*ck a you!
Me: No hanks you got someone else for all that xD
Bella: Shit head
Me: Bahahahahhaha you know you wish you thought of something ever so clever. Imagine if I kept going xD
Bella: I hate to you talk to you tomorrow.
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Enemies with Benefits: Freshman in Training
Non-FictionMy freshman year may have not been a Happily Ever After, but it was sure pretty damn close. This is the third and final book of the Enemies with Benefits series. And I can promise you that this book is worth the read. If you support #TeamKevin or #T...